Bravo!! Especially funny to me with the Nordost ad prominently displayed to my right while I read the article.
BTW, swimmers shave to get faster, while cyclist shave our legs to reduce the damage from crashes (it really does) and because girls dig it. Trust me on that one :-)
The real question is; "If I told you that dressing like Annie Oakley would improve transparency, dynamics, time cohesion, warmth and make the music appear from a black background, while reducing skin effect, would you wear it?". The answer, clearly would be "yes, but only if my socks were made of virgin Mongolian alpaca to improve response in the time domain and reduce granularity on brass-shelled snare drums".
Thanks for reason, logic and science over voodoo.