Snell speakers have always had a good reputation, but I had no idea that they were good enough to find their way into the White House. Now, the question is, was it a Republican or a Democrat who put them there?

And what are they used for? Is it in the President’s home theater the staff stays up late and watches reruns of the West Wing? Maybe they use them to listen to in on the microphones secretly placed in Putin’s office.

One further question: do they use an HD DVD or Blu-ray player? Only the Secret Service knows for sure.